Yo, welcome to an episode of get close. I am your co-host geo and I'm barred and you know

Like a lot of people when they look at us, right? They go, oh, man

That's what they say when they see me sure, but they go, oh, man. It's a really cool life

But not everyone

Has like a just upward line right everyone has been a loser in their life

Yeah, everyone has been good at something. Yeah bad at something. Yeah

So one of the things that I was thinking about and I just kind of wanted to explore our past is

What were your I'm still a loser. I know

But so think even more loser me. Oh, man. What what what job did you perform the best at like you're like

Man, I had this job. I freaking crushed it and what job were you like dude?

I was literally the shittiest employee and I am surprised didn't fire me sooner

I've never been a shitty employee. Yeah, right. No, I swear to God. Okay, okay, okay

So I've never really had more than two jobs like actual jobs. Okay, so I worked at the bookstore slash

Coffee let's say even

non-paying jobs

Like I was the class historian and man. I fucked it all up like go down a second grade, you know what I mean?

I was never that up that much of a fuck up

So are you not more successful now? How do you end up with me?

That's what I ask myself every goddamn warning if you crush it at every single job

You should look at Elon Musk, so no, not today. So can I explain goddamn it? Are you asking me a question? I did a bad job right now

I'm about to fucking kick you with this is my foot dirty. Oh, you're lucky. It's clean

So can I explain myself? Yeah, okay, so I've only had two jobs, right?

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