Growing Up With A Serial Killer w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0	100%
0:01.2	Cheers
0:02.2	And welcome to another episode of Two Bears One Cave.
0:08.0	Our next guest has a new special dropping on Netflix on January 14th.
0:12.8	It's called America's Sweet Hat.
0:15.6	That's what I am.
0:17.4	Ari Shapir.
0:19.2	Thanks, guys.
0:20.3	Good to be here. Nice to see you boys again.
0:22.6	Good to see you.
0:23.6	Congratulations.
0:24.6	Congrats.
0:25.6	Thank you.
0:26.6	You excited?
0:27.6	When did you shoot this one?
0:28.6	When did you shoot this one?
0:29.6	April, DC.
0:30.6	In December.
0:31.6	In April.
0:32.6	I'm always curious, as a self-destructive comic, what are your intentions for this special?
0:36.6	As someone who doesn't care about making money, touring, keeping ticket prices low, as a self-destructive comic, what are your intentions for this special?
0:40.2	As someone who doesn't care about making money, touring,
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