I'm Al Capone, see?

You might recognize me from the papers or the moving pictures,

or as that guy that visits your mom when your dad's working at the packing plant.

You might even know me from my totally legitimate business ventures.

But what you might not know is how much work goes into building an empire like this.

It took a lot of work, you know, paying out the coppers, moving all that hooch,

and sometimes pushing out the competition.

My one mistake was failing to pay my taxes and failing to get a guy with a lot of vowels

or a precious medal in his last name to keep my books.

This Valentine's date could have been a write-off.

Don't make my mistakes.

Call Tax Network USA today and tell them Scarface sent you.

Go to TNUSA.com slash Crowder and let them take care of business.

By taking care of your business. You're a strange animal

That's what I know speedy I have whiplash from the winning at such breakneck speed.

I tricked him out because Gerald knows I have a bad neck and back and everything.

You were concerned because you're a good person, and I used it against you.

I hope you've learned this lesson.

I have, yeah.

We have a lot to get to today.

PBS is shuddering DEI.

I never thought I would see the day.

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