Greetings and salutations. You've successfully arrived at the bloody disgusting network.

The passage of time will now bring you to something strange, unique, and idiosyncratic.

Have a good time.

It's been four years since Michael Myers vanished without a trace.

From the padded cells of Smith's Gro Sanitarium to the leafy streets of Haddonfield, Illinois,

We are Halloween.

One fights cause us another one.

One life touches another one one one one one one one one one causes another one one

one heart loses another one give in give I breathing, breathe,

I'll just give up.

I'm giving, give my breathing,

without just give up, just give up.

Just give up.

Happy Halloween, trick-or-treaters, it's time. Time for the big giveaway. Halloween has come. All you lucky listeners with silver shamrock masks gather around your TV set but on your masks and watch all

witches all skeletons all jackalandons gather around and watch watch the magic pumpkin

watch Halloween three season of a witch,

because that's exactly what we're screening here today

in the aisle.

Everyone, it's your host, Michael Myers-Roffman,

and I've just arrived here in Santa Meeraa where there's an energy in the air.

You might say a festival of sorts but less you know the better because right now I'm

waiting patiently outside the Rose of the Shannon motel

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