Uh, uh, I can't hear a single thing right now.

Like my ears are actually...

You know, when you go out and you can't hear anything?

Wait, was that last night we walked outside and none of us could hear anything because

our ears were ringing so loud? I don't remember. I don't remember a lot. And the videos that I've been receiving this morning of what happened last night aren't I'm not happy about them I don't really remember much either

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It's just like that would mean a lot to me thanks that would cure my anxiety right now.

I actually don't have anxiety, but I'm just like hung over.

I'm moving like a hot mess. I don't want no travel. I want chess.

I don't want the second I want less.

I'm all in my head three, I'm a red.

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Our friend, Hunter, was like picking me up and just like throwing me in the air.

And like, I was straddling him, but he's gay, so it's okay.

I know for a fact I thought that I was like doing the heart race challenge in Love Island.

And I was like bouncing on.

Where was I when this was happening because I don't remember seeing any of this.

Where was I? Because I don't remember any of that happening.

And I'm sweating right now, like beyond. Like there's, I'm having the ultimate hot flash and I just like I can't think and

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