The things that have happened on this couch like on these couches before they were like a podcast couch actually does scare the shit out of me

That's why I know they're so filthy. That's why I know I can put my shoes on them 100

But it's so true. That's like the biggest thing. She like gets comments all the time about her shoes on the couch

It's like so disrespectful. I'm like dude. I've literally seen her like eat cereal out of the crevices

I'm like asha backwood just on

They're indestructible though like I know that they're like a little tattery and corn

Yeah, that's what a leather couch is for. That's what it's supposed to do guys today

We have the lovely and a burger here eating muffin out of my nail right now

I've been talking about like how I'm not so against that like a little like ranch under the nail for later

Yeah for later exact also these long nails they don't talk about like it'll smell like burrito for four days

First of all, look at that. What's going on? I want your genuine opinion on those nails

Right now. This is a thing and this is not good thing

How are we gonna fight the patriarchy when you literally can't even like use your thumbs?

I can't wipe my ass like it's actually

At all it's like the side of my knuckle. I'm like you are so it's actually but it looks like it's crazy

It's crazy. Are you over like even just like during sex like these ones are like a little like so big that it actually like prohibits

Like my sexual abilities. You're like in danger in them a bit like a little both of us

I think honestly, but it like changes their personality like you're that bitch

Yeah, I can always test someone out with this which I think is good

But I need these off these were for Coachella and now they're just a little scary

I can't believe you went to coach L2. I did not go to Coachella this year

I sat this one out. Thank God. I've never been don't ever go

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