Happy Birthday Tom Segura! | Your Mom's House Ep. 759

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:05.0	My favorite spring cleaning takeaway is the post clean clarity you get. Wow, how have I been living like this?
0:20.0	It's kind of like when you find out that you've been paying a fortune for wireless when Mint Mobile
0:24.8	has phone plans for $15 a month when you purchase a three month plan.
0:30.3	More like, wow, how have I been affording this it's time to switch to mint mobile and get unlimited
0:36.3	talk text and data for fifteen dollars a month we use mint mobile at the office and
0:41.6	we have been saving so much money since switching over and
0:45.4	setting up a Mint Mobile's website was super easy. To get this new customer
0:51.0	offer and your new three-month unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month
0:56.3	go to mint mobile.com slash mom that's mint mobile.com
1:01.0	slash mom cut your wireless build a 15 bucks a month at mint Mint Mobile.com. Mom.
1:03.0	Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at Mint Mobile.com
1:06.0	slash mom.
1:07.0	$45 up front payment required equivalent to $15 per month.
1:11.0	New customers on first three-month plan only.
1:14.6	Speeds slower above 40 gigabytes on unlimited plan.
1:18.5	Additional taxes, fees, and restrictions apply Cement Mobile for details. I good morning Julie.
1:24.0	It's me Joe, just wanted to say hi I wish you a great day.
1:29.0	Tell you that me in you can't look at you.
1:35.0	She probably one of the greatest moments of my life.
1:39.0	You were so beautiful you don't know how beautiful you are to me. I mean just you're gorgeous. You're precious
1:47.9	and uh where this is sitting in my mind when you said to me you want to go back with your ex boyfriend
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