Hardbodies (1984)

Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

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🗓️ 5 April 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Shat The Movies was made for movies like "Hardbodies," a motion picture originally planned for the Playboy Channel but released in theaters because America needed boobs.

This 1985 skin flick has all the tropes you'd expect: women in bikinis, beach parties, waterbeds and cheesy lines. But "Hardbodies" surprised us with a few unexpected moments: a no-means-no stance on sexual harassment, a heartwarming makeover scene, an exploration of aging and a woman banged so hard she bursts through the roof of a limousine.

In this episode, the Shat Crew explores the charm of bad writing, what qualifies as transactional sex and how marketing ruins everything. Gene marvels at the many kinds of breasts he didn't know existed, and Dick debates with Ash on whether America has gotten fatter or cinema has become more inclusive.

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0:00.0	There were some they looked like the head of a Titan missile.
0:04.7	Yes, like a rocket boob, but it was natural.
0:08.0	It looked like a football like an Ariola.
0:10.4	An Ariola that went up to the first like white ring on a football.
0:14.3	Yes.
0:15.3	Big D you talk about the same boobs?
0:17.4	I'm talking about the same booze.
0:18.6	Yeah.
0:19.6	Remember when we first met John McLean.
0:22.4	Our god picked him up from the plane and took him down the
0:25.8	Nakatomi Tower at the Christmas party and the terrorists were hoverzealous, but it was sweet when they killed Ellis.
0:35.0	And with a little help from Allen, John McClay kicked us.
0:40.0	Welcome back to Shatt the movies, the podcast where we answered the question,, the Movies We Love and we were growing up really
0:44.8	that good.
0:45.8	If you ever caught yourself thinking, why don't they make movies like they used to?
0:49.0	Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie rental
0:51.9	Blockbuster video? Do you know what blockbuster video is?
0:54.8	If you answered yes and this is the podcast for you. I am one of your hosts,
0:59.1	Gene Lyons alongside me are my co-hosts,, Jakuziruski Palmer,
1:03.7	Hi y'all.
1:04.8	And Big D Dick Ebert.
1:06.5	Party, party, party, party, party!
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