Why doesn't Petunia just like out the wizarding world?

A freak!

Hey brother!

Sorry, hang on, a little rasp.

Hey brother!

Something that has always bothered me is how the secret society of wizards is able to exist

so close by the rest of the world without people ever truly finding out.

You have risked the exposure of our world.

So here's the premise for today.

At its core, the statutes of secrecy seem to live at the very top of the priority list

for the wizarding governments at least between the British Ministry of Magic and also

Macuza in America.

He did knowingly, and in full awareness of the illegality of his actions, produce a patroness charm in the presence of a muggle.

Effort is always being applied as to ensure the wizarding populace isn't revealed to the greater world,

as it would likely create strife and

behavior similar to that of ye old Salem witch trials. Which were notoriously enforced by pirates.

Yarr! Or it would just act as a burden on all wizards, as Hagrid puts it. Everyone be wanted

magical solutions to their problems. Nah, we're better left to ourselves.

See, the pirate thing worked trying to Haggard,

because my Haggard voice always sounds a little yarrie.

A pipe bomb.

Yay!

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