Ah, my good friend Ian Hayworth, he's one of the intellectual greats in the country right now.

I was sitting around thinking about who are the smartest people in the world.

And I came up with five, right?

James Lindsay, which of course was in automatic first, whenever I think of intellectualism

and having sexual experiences with your own daughter checking out people's

butts, he comes to mind. Then secondly was, of course, Seth Dillon, because obviously, Christ's

King is a very anti-Semitic phrase, and you shouldn't question anything, and if you do, you're

taking money from Qatar. Three, I would put Joel Berry up there. It's pretty good. I would say he's up

there. And number four, of course, we're not, we'll say fifth for later, is Ian Hayworth.

Check out my screen here.

He said, everything they say about Israel is true about Qatar.

And that's a very true statement.

You know what I mean?

I remember when Charlie Kirk kissed the wall of the Qatari Emirates. I remember when, you know, when the premiere of Qatar came in

and spoke in Congress and there was a round of applause. Even the president, you know, Zelensky,

even wore a suit, right, for, for the president of Qatar. I mean, these people really are in

charge. And I just got to say, thank you to guitar, you know, for funding the show. My guest

today is, it was, it's very proud, actually. When I showed him this, I showed him this, I showed

him the, uh, the duffel bag, you know, I showed him this duffel bag. And he said, wow, prop humor,

that is some good stuff. So prop humor is really good. That's what you told me, right? You said, prop humor, it's high-class stuff. You must have a really educated audience. This show must be

funny, is what you told me. That's right. Yeah, it's my favorite. Well, I thought the bit,

you were supposed to have somebody come in with the, uh, Qatari money and say, here's all the here's the cutter money and yeah that's good yeah except for the fact that my crew's

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