“Hat and Gown” with Maz Jobrani

The Endless Honeymoon Podcast

Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher

Comedy, Secrets, Relationship, Advice, Society & Culture

4.8 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

This week Moshe and Natasha are joined by Maz Jobrani! They discuss the Comedy Store, Iran, and if saying “hi” to strangers in public is a male privilege. They give advice to one caller who is more successful dating abroad and another wondering if she should give her cheating ex a second chance. Submit your deepest secrets to the Endless Honeymoon Secrets Hotline: (213) 222-8608 and ask Natasha and Moshe for relationship advice: [email protected]. We have merch! Get beanies, mugs, silk robes, and more: http://endlesshoneymoonpod.com/shop Come to our next dinner party, get merch discounts, mystery boxes, etc.: https://www.patreon.com/endlesshoneymoon This week’s episode is brought to you by: http://dadgrass.com/honeymoon http://lumedeodorant.com/honeymoon http://www.honeylove.com/honeymoon

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast. It's Moshe, Kasha.
0:11.2	And Natasha.
0:12.2	And we're joined by our dear friend, Maz, Jabrani.
0:15.0	Yes, how are you guys?
0:16.3	Good. We were about to start talking about your son, but then we thought, let's record
0:20.0	because the truth is Natasha and I, we've talked about your son ever since.
0:23.6	We had merely a brief encounter, but we've talked about him ever since.
0:27.4	He just made direct eye contact and was like, shook my hand really firmly.
0:30.6	And was like, what's your name? Nice to meet you.
0:32.3	And he was like eight.
0:33.3	He shook our hand like he was a CEO at like a sort of high powered like air filtration system salesperson.
0:40.6	He was like, how are you? What was your name again?
0:42.4	I taught him. I said, always be closing.
0:44.4	Always be closing. Glengarry Glen Ross is his favorite movie.
0:48.0	Okay. I have to ask you something then because I keep telling my daughter.
0:50.0	She's five. I'm like, you have to say thank you when someone brings you something in a restaurant.
0:53.4	And she never remembers, never remembers.
0:55.4	And I reminded her again last night and then finally she goes, thank you.
0:58.9	And then rolled her eyeballs.
1:00.4	Oh, jeez.
1:01.4	So what do you do?
1:03.4	And you probably don't be a legero.
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