He Wants More Sex Than Me [VIDEO]

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Join Father Cooper in the studio for a saucy summertime solo episode. Alex is here to cure your summer FOMO and hit you with the reality of what it’s really like on those Italian beaches you’re seeing all over social media. She then opens up about her own sex life and shares a revelation she had after her honeymoon on what is required in order for her to have more consistent sex. Alex hits us with the PSA that summertime situationships are officially in and reminisces on two of her most successful summer flings (shoutout rooftop pool man). Finally, she debriefs a recent conversation she had with a friend and gives her take on when it’s okay to gossip and when it actually turns to shit talking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy gang? Welcome back to a super soaker sexy scandalous saucy sausage
0:19.6	summer mother-fucking episode of Call Her Daddy.
0:23.4	Before we get into this episode, I need to do a PSA
0:28.4	because recently I found myself doing exactly what I always tell you guys not to do.
0:36.4	I'm a little fucking hypocrite, okay?
0:39.1	I was comparing my life to influencers on social media.
0:44.7	I, the past I would say like two weeks,
0:47.0	have just been like, how are all these fucking
0:49.2	bitches moving to the Hamptons for the summer?
0:51.2	Like what is happening?
0:52.0	They're like packing my bags, like off to the Hamptons. the summer. Like what is happening? They're like packing my bags like
0:53.5	off to the Hamptons and I'm like I fucking wish like I started to feel like as I'm
0:58.8	sitting at my desk like wow like I just was feeling like shit I was like oh my god like I don't have that many fun summer plans and
1:04.4	everything I'm basically doing for summer is for work and like here's the thing
1:08.2	I'm gonna let you in on a little secret Coming from someone who has gone on trips to the Hamptons and to Italy,
1:17.0	it is so beautiful and it is amazing. Okay, but right now I'm going to focus on the
1:21.8	fucking negatives,
1:22.8	because that's what we need to make ourselves feel better
1:25.2	as we are endlessly scrolling at our desks this summer, Daddy Gang. D The next time you open Tik-Tok as you're slaving away at your 9-to-5, I hope this commentary makes you laugh instead of crying over us being jealous
1:57.4	of these mother-fucking influencers. Okay, here we go. This is at least my rationale
2:01.5	of how I'm getting through it.
2:03.0	You guys can get through it however you want,
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