Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.

That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.

Welcome to Trailmix. Our many episodes from Camp Counselors podcast.

Each week the stories come from you, our Camp Shady Birch Camp. from Camp

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Top secret confessions. Embarrassing and scary stories. And sprinkle in our sage

counselor advice. Trail mix is for the campers.

And God do we love you?

Hey happy campers!

Welcome back to Trailmix. This is our mini episode. It's super tiny, super cute, fits right in your pocket, and it is our mini episode. Did I always say that? Brought to you by listeners, like you. Thank you. Thank you. And listeners just so you know if you're listening to this

show you are an ally and it is October you are so far removed from Pride Month and you're still

participating in queer activities.

So just know that in your heart, these two gay guys are saying ally, ally, ally.

Come on, ally and AJ.

Speaking of ally ship, I am currently, while this episode is airing, I am on a plane to the Dominican Republic, which I don't think they're super queer-friendly. I don't know.

No, and you're going to a straight wedding. What are you talking about?

I don't know why I made that connection, but I'll be gay and I'll be there. So I'll make a queer by my existence. There you go. Is that incredible? I'm currently over the Atlantic. My flight leaves at 830 in the morning. I'm God, look down, can you see the coral reef?

I can see you.

Why you're helpless?

Stop.

I'm on the roof.

I am not going to the wedding.

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