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A Girl and Her Mother-In-Law

HELP I Have A Crush On .. A Girl?

A Girl and Her Mother-In-Law

Allisa

Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Holiday movie recommendations, holiday shopping madness & advice! Having a  crush on a girl, family member talking bad, BF who is indecisive & finding out your man has a daughter

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's poppin' everybody? Welcome back to what girl and her mother and the happy fucking Monday. She's on it. I just found a solution to our problem.

0:23.0

Jerry's always like, I can't tell when you're about to start and just sit here and we just threw up fingers. I did a three, two, one.

0:31.0

I'm like, okay, because every freaking episode lately, I'm like, oh, let me take a sip of water. Let me clear my throat. Let me just tell you about my life and didn't realize that she hit record.

0:41.0

Yep, so now it's on the problem. Yeah. I gave my cats catnip today, you guys, because Benji was already causing ruckus. So if you hear a little, you probably can't, but it's them on the car barely him.

0:55.0

He is just, Benji's crying. Feeling good. Bailey's high. Bella is slightly cracked. I don't know where she went. She just went by her side. She's like, I'm just, I'm feeling good. You know, it is going to go now.

1:08.0

It's been a while since I've given them good catnip because the bag that I had, I had it for so long. It was probably like not, doesn't have as like potency anymore. So now I just opened a fresh bag.

1:17.0

So now they're living their life, which is great because Benji was about to be crazy this episode. He was already trying to jump on shit. So here we are. And here, yeah, here we are. Happy fucking Monday. Welcome back, everybody.

1:29.0

Wow. December 27th, huh?

1:33.0

We're getting Christmas.

1:35.0

It's great. Thank you for asking.

1:38.0

Can you just ask us next time?

1:41.0

We're recording this on December 20th. So I was right now. We have count on five days. I told Danielle.

1:46.0

I said, you know, there's six days to Christmas, right? He said, it's fucking excuse me. Wait, who?

1:51.0

I told Zane yesterday. I'm like, you know, there's six days until Christmas, because he said something all like, oh, when Christmas, I'm like, you know, there's only six days, right?

1:58.0

He's like, what the fuck? Yeah. What the fuck? So it's growing time, everybody. It is growing five days left.

2:06.0

Get your Amazon orders in. I have to say something. I went.

2:11.0

Alia had her little get together with her friends. And of course I get the, are you ever going to be in other words?

2:21.0

Can you like leave?

2:24.0

Whatever, dude, you're not going to be like home, right? Right, right. Like, I mean, I don't want to interrupt.

2:30.0

I don't want to be like annoying to you guys in a reservation for you.

2:34.0

Alia would get on the phone with her phone anxiety and make a reservation for you.

2:38.0

That's how much you wanted to leave. But I mean, in all honesty, I was like, maybe we'd go out, maybe I'm not, you know, whatever.

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