Help Us Ruin Valentine’s Day

Every Little Thing

Gimlet

Comedy, Education, Science

4.6 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2022

⏱️ 1 minutes

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Summary

To honor this Hallmark helliday, we want your stories of Valentine’s Day fails. Did you suffer third-degree burns from your vanilla-scented candle tower? Or discover your rose petal allergy… the hard way? Maybe you found out your friend with benefits was actually your friend with bedbugs? Call us with your best bad Valentine’s Day story: 833 RING ELT, or send a voice memo to [email protected]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, February is on the horizon, and that means that the worst holiday is
0:07.2	looming Valentine's Day.
0:10.5	Now while I do love a holiday that puts chocolate at the forefront, I don't love a hallmark
0:16.1	holiday that seems especially designed to make us all feel bad.
0:20.2	So I'd like to celebrate V-Day in a new way.
0:23.7	I want to hear your Valentine's Day fail stories.
0:28.0	Have you had a truly above and beyond terrible Valentine's Day?
0:34.2	Like maybe you got food poisoning from your partner's special clams casino recipe, or third
0:40.0	degree burns from that romantic vanilla-centred candle tower you put up next to the bed?
0:46.0	Did you discover your allergy to rose petals the hard way?
0:50.2	Or get set up on a blind date with your ex's mom?
0:53.6	Or maybe you learned that your friend with benefits was really your friend with bed bugs?
0:57.9	Call us and get that bad Valentine's Day out of your system.
1:02.6	And spare no detail.
1:04.2	833-ring-ELT-833-ring-ELT

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