Can you guess who I'm thinking of?

He's a dog.

He likes to collect badges.

He's the leader of the squirrel club.

Who, who is it?

It's Doggy It's Doggy Breakfast

The most important meal of any artist's day

Gather round, Tino, squirrels, I find me got a solo number

The day comes at dawning and every morning an artist must start his day right.

The work I'm creating is genius in waiting, but I can't start without a bite.

I drift in the kitchen, my mind it is itching, with flavors flavors and textures I might fix up an omelette

or maybe some porridge or toast no that isn't quite right it's reckless for breakfast to not be

respected and you know that I am gourmet a kepper will give you the boost to feel chipper.

Merci, mon petit de jean.

Chatsuca, how could you resist in your bush?

It's a stunning collage of delights.

Tomatoes with chili and peppers, with eggs on the top.

Oh, it's really a sight!

Don't you dare skipping it out.

It's the start.

It's the opening act of my art.

It's the first spoken lines of my play.

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