Come little children, I'll take thee away into a land of enchantment.

Come little children, the times come to play here in my garden of magic.

The Hi, this is Dick Miller.

If you're listening to Junk Food Cinema, who were these guys?

Yeah. You're listening to Junk Food Cinema? Who are these guys? Your wretched little ears have all been cursed because of all the podcast streaming.

We're the worst.

We're junk food cinema.

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Dot, we sure are using the word virgin a lot in this Disney film.

I'm your host, Brian Sousbury, and this is normally where I'm joined by C. Robert Cargill,

but he is out investigating this place called Erie, Indiana.

Not sure what his fascination is with that small town, but we'll get into that later.

So in his stead, I'm very excited to be bringing this person back to junk food cinema, someone who has definitely put a spell on me, the person who has definitely lit the black flame of my heart.

But John Hamm wasn't available, so instead it's Mrs. Junk Food.

Hello, Lauren.

Hi.

How is it going?

Fabulous.

This is a really interesting recording.

It's a little bedroom recording, a, a boudoir broadcast, if you will.

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