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Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the harm of getting update. I hope your summer has been awesome and I wanted to know if you've noticed the shift and the political winds.

0:12.0

Look at we have a hurricane named Harris,

0:14.2

and it has moved across America and left Sweet Potato

0:17.1

Hitler devastated like a double-eyed and mobile.

0:20.4

On Tuesday, people, I watched the Democratic rock stars

0:23.2

Barack Obama and Michelle Obama shred the stage and

0:26.8

frankly leave orange records all over Chicago.

0:29.8

People ask me why I'm a Democrat.

0:31.1

Well last night is why. Inspiring people who care

0:34.4

about our nation, a nation of immigrants. Yeah, you know, by the way, none of all

0:38.7

Republicans came out of the womb with someone named runs with two bears.

0:45.0

Trump's mom was from Scotland. First generation, your people are immigrants and if you can't face that then you need to read the

0:50.3

Constitution that you say you believe in and crack a history book or two if you can read.

0:56.6

Maybe that's why they don't want to teach history because they'd have to become literate.

1:00.8

That sounds like work.

1:03.0

Stark difference between the RNC Convention and the DNC Convention is...

1:08.0

The difference between, eh, 2024 and 1824.

1:11.0

The DNC had the first black president, the RNC had a black guy.

1:16.2

Then Baroque's amazing First Lady Michelle, who let's face it, is frankly really the

1:20.0

president of the United States, burned down Trump's presidency, almost as bad as Trump did it himself.

1:25.4

The RNC had a half empty arena where people busted loose.

1:30.2

The DNC was packed to the nosebleeds and not one but two arenas Tuesday nights.

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