Pss, hey, smarty pants.

Want to play an eating game?

Sounds like my tummy wants to play.

Okay, you only get one guess, so make it count.

Ready?

It's breakfast time, and I'm about to eat a food with a hole in it.

Any guess what it is?

Did you say a donut?

So close!

While I do love donuts, today I'm ready to gnaw on a whole other kind of food.

If you said bagels, you just got a hole in one.

Get it? It's a golf and a bagel joke. Excuse me, trusty narrator. Chet Nickerson here. I don't mean to interrupt, but you're holding up the line. Jet Nickerson, are you here to do a news story on

Leo's bagels, my favorite bagel store? Uh, no. I'm here because it's actually Chet's bagels now. Chet's bagels? You sell bagels?

Indeed, I do. When I'm not breaking news, I'm breaking bread. So, what can I get you? Um,

Smarty Pants. Have you ever had a bagel? What kind do you like? Me? I like them all.

I'll take a dozen assorted, please. Great! Here's one plane, one sesame, one pumpernickel, one salt, one onion, one garlic, one egg, one cinnamon raisin, one whole wheat, one cheese, and one blueberry,

plus one everything bagel to make it 13, what we call in the business, a baker's dozen.

Wow, Smarty Pants. That's a lot of different kind of bagels. How many have you tried?

Would you like any spreads? I've got butter. Cream cheese, scallion cream cheese, veggie cream cheese,

lock spread, cinnamon raisin cream cheese, sun dry tomato cream cheese,

blueberry cream cheese, strawberry cream cheese, bacon, jalapeno, garlic and herb,

or maybe you'd like some smoked fish. I've got locks, sable, sturgeon, whitefish, trout.

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