Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable, a Wood Elf production, with your hosts, winning Wade, masterful Mark and based ball.

This week, the Trial Tribe dissetate about matters that in your would lead to a gauntlet slapping across the face, or in more common parlance, a duel.

Yes, it's how dare you!

Please prepare thy brace of pistols, and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to Distractable, the show where we talk about pretty much whatever we want to talk about, in whatever way we want to talk about.

I am your host for this week, the winner of the last week's podcast.

My name is Mark, also known as Markiplier, and I'm joined by my good friends.

My trusted colleagues, my conspirators. Bob and Wade, hello.

Hello!

Hey, oh! Bob and Wade will be presenting stories or personal stories or things they find on the internet that interest me,

pertaining to the subject of the week.

And I will judge their stories therein and assign points, depending on the worthiness of such content.

They're in and the discussions that they entail.

Yada yada, yada yada, yada yada.

I love the way you speak.

Cool, cool, cool, yeah.

Hey, thank you.

It doesn't matter what I say, so long as I say, so whimsically and lyrically.

Everyone at home isn't really paying attention.

They're just vacuuming or driving or hoping that this will get them through their mundane lives, just one step closer.

Towards their delicious bed, delicious kill.

I messed up.

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