P. Hey, smarty pants, guess where I am? Did you say, the gym? Nice. You gotta be in good shape to be a trusty narrator, especially when you eat as much pizza as I do.

Gnom, nom, yum, yum. Anyway, I think I'm going to start today's workout on the treadmill.

Ooh, this one even has a place for me to keep my snacks.

Okay, we'll set this to a slow walk.

And away we...

Excuse me! Sorry to interrupt your workout. Would you mind spotting me?

Oh, no worries. I love interrupting my workout. So what are you doing today? Benchpress,

squats? Not exactly. Here I go.

Buhb. Whoa, you just chugged down an entire gallon of water. You must have been pretty thirsty.

Actually, I'm not thirsty at all.

I drank it because I'm in training.

Training?

What do you train for by drinking a whole gallon of water?

Which, by the way, Smarty Pants, is not recommended at all.

And it can actually be dangerous to drink that much water at once.

Right.

That's why I needed a spotter. See, I'm a competitive eater.

I like competition, and I like eating. So go on, Mr....

The name's Mike, but my fans know me as Mike the mouth. Gulping down lots of water

helps stretch my stomach.

So I can fit more food inside when I'm competing.

Hold on.

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