How OZEMPIC Saved My Life w/ Annie Lederman | Chris Distefao is Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Annie Lederman dive into wild stories, from Tim Dillon's 6-block Rolls-Royce joyride to a period mishap that left Chris speechless. Annie reveals her experience with Ozempic, weight loss, and her transition into hypnosis therapy, while Chris opens up about parenting challenges with his daughter’s sassy remarks. The duo also gets into wild tangents about Scott Peterson conspiracies, TSA bomb bracelet nightmares, and even Amish elbow fetishes. Don’t miss this chaotic episode packed with laughs, real-life confessions, and outrageous stories! Jack Black https://GetJackBlack.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS Prolon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program. KiWiCo Get up to 50% off your first crate at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 tabs open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:24.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:26.0	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents tease and sees apply. Hi, I'm Slushy.
0:44.7	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos.
0:47.3	Today we're coming to you live from Los Angeles.
0:50.0	Well, it's not live, you'll see it in a week.
0:51.8	But it is live right now in this moment.
0:54.1	It's so real. We're so close. They've sat us like completely.
0:59.2	I haven't ever done this. This is like the the podcast where someone comes on that like talks about
1:04.8	neuroscience right and the person just sits there and ask them like but how do we you know I mean I
1:09.7	feel like we're docking yes oh yeah I feel like my penis my penis head is inside your penis head or am I the top or are you
1:17.3	the inside I think I'm the top the inside the inside the outside the outside the
1:22.3	outside is the outside of the docking. You don't think the one whose
1:24.6	penis head's totally in. It depends who's circumcised. Because the top is, can two
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