How To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming Business
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:33:00 Stop Whining – Daddy Timmyboo Yells Ate Dopey Listeners 08:40:23 My Favorite Elderly Midget Carnival Freak Singing Has Died 12:29:10 Raicst Mexican Tirade / Next Day Apology 20:01:00 UFC Fighter Wants To Go Fishing With Hitler 25:19:18 UPS Store Employee Fired Freak Out 27:33:14 “Rich” Guy Getting Banned From […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Friday, January 31st, 2025. |
| 0:04.0 | Coming up on the program today, I've got an exciting business opportunity for you. |
| 0:08.0 | It's called Piss Farming, and I was born to do it. |
| 0:11.4 | A UFC fighter would like to go fishing with Hitler, mainly to shoot the shit and complain about Jews, and la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dead. |
| 0:24.4 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments |
| 0:27.7 | in prisoner sex confessions |
| 0:30.2 | I didn't hear a pussy in prison and stuff |
| 0:33.1 | but I'm saying this |
| 0:34.4 | I got to introduce the ass before I got induced the pussy. |
| 0:40.3 | I grew up in prison. |
| 0:43.3 | It's just one of the things, man. |
| 0:46.3 | The first person I fought was a man in ass, in his motherfucking ass and it was good |
| 0:58.0 | real good |
| 0:59.0 | made my motherfucking |
| 1:01.0 | feet twirled |
| 1:04.0 | and after that |
| 1:07.0 | hey |
| 1:08.0 | I ain't never getting out |
| 1:10.0 | I ain't gonna I first of all let me say this I'm not gonna make no |
| 1:14.8 | excuses for myself I'm not gonna settle here and talk his bullshit about because I've been |
| 1:22.6 | locked up so long 40 years I dissing there fuck. I fucked one. I fucked a couple of them. A lot of them. |
| 1:33.0 | How about that? A bunch of them in their ass. And it was good, and I kissed them. Sucked their |
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