How to Craft the Perfect Wedding Speech

Demoted

Demoted Productions

Comedy, Business, Careers

4.8 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

It’s wedding season, baby! Time to write that toast you’ve been putting off for weeks for your friend. Lucky for you, Ross and Natalie have the perfect framework to deliver a heartfelt, funny speech that will make everyone at the wedding come up to you and say “hey that was a great toast.” The duo also tells you things to avoid, and even go as far as to describe how to give the worst speech imaginable that may get you physically removed from the venue. In addition to a full-on course in speech writing do’s and don’ts, you’ll also hear some stories about Ross’s followers marrying their coworkers. These stories include marketing girls banished to the sales pit, point-blank tinder swiping, and the romantic fate of a small bladder. Stay tuned to hear about Corporate Natalie hitting 1 million followers on Instagram and Corp waxing his back to celebrate. Start Ritual or add Stress Relief to your subscription today. Go to https://ritual.com/demoted for 25% off.

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0:00.0	Ross, you look kind of swanky.
0:01.5	I was going to say, you look kind of fancy.
0:03.2	What's the deal?
0:03.7	We're talking wedding season, baby.
0:06.0	This episode of Demoted, we are going into all things weddings.
0:09.3	Co-workers who end up marrying each other.
0:10.7	The best kind of wedding guests, the worst kind of wedding guests, how to make a wedding speech.
0:14.0	We did a public speaking episode, and you all messaged us like, hang on, I'm giving a toast at my best friend's wedding. How do I do that? Well, we're going to tell you.
0:31.7	Demoted. Here comes the corpse.
0:39.2	Here comes the corpse. All right. Hi. We're talking about weddings today. I'm talking about weddings today and shit. Um, but before we get into that, your back looks amazing. My back looks amazing. My back looks amazing.
0:44.7	My back looks amazing. I, um, I share everything with you guys. I like literally, I share everything to
0:52.4	guys. I got my back waxed yesterday for the first time.
0:56.7	It wasn't so, I mean, it was like three minutes.
0:58.8	I don't have like a terribly hairy bag.
1:00.4	And you went and someone did it for you or Becca did it.
1:02.6	Yeah, her name was my.
1:03.4	Was this a DIY at home?
1:05.0	No, you went.
1:05.3	Becker's been like, you should go to the wax place I go to. Well, Beck is sick and tired of looking at your hairy back, I'm sure. It's like, honestly, it's genuinely not that bad.
1:13.2	I was going to say, I've never seen your back.
1:14.9	I'm picturing your carpet.
1:16.0	Yeah, no, nothing like that.
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