Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable, a wood elf production with your hosts,

bullish bob, Machu-Villiam Mark, and win some Wade. This week, the Traveler of Trouble,

give handy directions to the fore-law on the identification and charming of a platonic twin flane.

It's how to make a best friend. Please prepare thy notepads and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to the Distractable Podcast. My name is Mark Blarron. I'm going to be your

host for this week's episode. I'm joined by my good friend's bob, say hi bob.

Hi. And Wade. Howdy everyone.

Yes, they are who I like to refer to as the losers from last week. And this week, as we do every

week on the Distractable Podcast, we will be discussing topics of conversations and we will be

having a bit of a battle of the minds, a test of will, an exchange of ideas and information where

we can talk about whatever we want, and I, as the host, get to play judge to their good and or

terrible ideas. How are you doing today? Oh, I'm going real good.

Thanks for asking. Cool. Cool. Okay, great. Man, this small puck always just firing on all

cylinders right away. Look, I'm good. I actually got a good night's sleep, but I was woken

rudely by a crazy ass blue J banging his head on my window because apparently it's a mating

season and he is DTF. The window or some reason. I don't know. Well, the reflection probably saw.

I also had a seagull and a crow having a rat battle on my balcony. I actually have video of this.

I will post this somewhere at some point, unless I don't. And then I didn't. Who won? Well,

the crow ran away. So actually, I can't answer that. The seagull won. And then the seagull started

doing something crazy. I also got this on video. Like it started opening its mouth. I thought it was

yawning at first, but it kept doing it. Not lying. I'll show you guys a video. It just like opening

like my heart. I thought it was going to throw up or something, but it did it for like a minute

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