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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

How To Make Millions In Vegas w/ Andrew Dice Clay | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Cheers.

0:06.0

All right, we are rolling. Luckily for us, my regular co-host has some autoimmune issues

0:11.0

and he's seeing the best doctors available and sitting in for

0:15.4

him is one of the all-time greats we're so lucky that he's here give it up for the

0:21.0

one and only Andrew Dice Clay everybody and it's great to be here

0:25.1

man this is awesome this is like the reason I'm here because I love Bert

0:29.6

you know but yeah yeah he's great I think you guys are a great team. Thank you

0:34.3

One another thing. You know you guys are just killing it out there.

0:40.0

Thanks man. You know, because I. You know, I don't know how anybody knows who follows who.

0:47.6

Yeah. You know what I mean? But I do. I follow you. I follow the two of you. I follow I follow the two of you I follow him. He's so crazy on the road with the fully loaded.

0:58.0

He's crazy. You know? Yeah, I'm like when did they have time for the show?

1:01.0

That's how I look at the clips clips I know because they're out like they're

1:05.1

kayaking and fucking playing frisbee golf let me ask you something about him because

1:09.3

yeah I've talked to him you know he you know he's like when he's on that thing yeah

1:18.2

when they're out there doing those shows yeah and they're gigantic shows. Yeah. You know, bigger than gigantic.

1:26.1

Yeah, it's used. They're, um, so I'm saying, so there they are now in an amusement park, know with everybody going on the roller coaster yeah

1:38.3

now I know if I was with him and he said you know let's do it does he like

1:42.4

tell them you have to do this because

1:44.7

nobody turns around and says I'm not going on yeah he know because he knows I

1:49.4

would I would never I would never I would never I grew up near Coney. I didn't go on the cyclone once not it you know so and the

1:57.6

roller coasters today make that look like nothing and he's like just smile he'll sit in the front car nothing means anything to him he's like

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