How To Meet Girls In College | Ep 44

Get Close

Bart Kwan and Geo Antoinette

Comedy

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up guys welcome to know the episode get close. I'm your co-host geo and I'm barred
0:05.5	You know how I'm like a let me know how this problem because you're literally with one of the sexiest guys on the planet
0:12.3	You're talking about yourself. Yes. Yes. What makes you sexy? Okay. Are you ready? Are you ready? I'm so glad you asked that question
0:21.6	God damn it. Are you ready? I guess so if you are a connoisseur of fine quality goods, okay?
0:29.0	Do this as slow as possible
0:32.1	literally like scan from here
0:35.3	And go all the way down and the slower you go the more pleasure you'll experience so go ahead
0:42.8	It will take you have a vagina
0:45.7	Okay, now what now what happens and then that feeling that's inside?
0:50.7	Yeah, I almost threw up a little bit. No, trust me. Did it help wait?
0:54.7	Why am I gonna trust you about what I my body just did because I'm a doctor
0:58.1	Fine, what were you gonna say? Why are you sexy? I'm just sexy because I'm I'm a sexy
1:03.5	But anyways, what I wanted to ask you is
1:06.8	Obviously, I'm a very weird person, right? I'm like really quirky. I got dry feet. I got flat feet
1:11.5	I got really bad vision. I needed braces
1:14.6	That doesn't make you weird man. I'm a ball. I have like ADHD
1:20.3	Like I'm all fucked up, but somehow you literally just
1:24.7	Described how you're not sexy and prove my point. Yes awesome. So I'm the most unsexy's man alive hell. Yeah
1:32.7	Okay, and somehow
1:35.5	You're able to find it in your heart to to like like give you a chance
1:42.0	Give you a try not to let me like juice in your mouth. Oh my god. So
1:48.5	What I wanted to ask you
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