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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

HTDE: Haircuts in Space, Tutus, and the Nasal Ranger

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

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Comedy, Leisure, Other Games

4.635.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me! producers Mike and Ian are back with their podcast How To Do Everything. On their first episode: how to cut your hair in space, how to clean your tutu, and how to tell if you smell.

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0:00.0

Hey it's Peter so a while ago two of Wait Waits producers Mike Danforth and Ian Chilog told me they wanted to add something new to our relationship a new podcast they would be doing on the side called How to do Everything. It wasn't an easy adjustment for me to make.

0:15.8

I thought we were all committed to mono podcastee, but one of the rules of healthy relationships

0:22.4

is you have to let your partners move on and grow.

0:26.5

So, sure enough, they created how to do everything, a younger, more exciting podcast in which they could express themselves in ways that just seemed

0:34.6

closed to them in the podcast that I thought had been enough for all of us.

0:39.1

Well, it ran its course as these things tend to do with young people and we had settled back into

0:44.3

our happy routine when they told me recently well they had been thinking about

0:48.9

podcasting again but this time they wanted to make it part of one big blended family.

0:54.8

So how to do everything is back and new episodes will be in your Waitway podcast feed

0:59.8

for the near future and you can follow their own feed and submit questions for them to answer

1:04.4

at how-to at nPR.org. It won't last forever. These things never do, but in the meantime,

1:10.9

enjoy the first episode of how to do everything.

1:14.0

It's hard to clean it to-to-to.

1:16.5

We've all been there.

1:17.5

You can't just throw it in the washing machine.

1:19.5

Eddie Grunty is costume production supervisor for the Dutch National Ballet. Eddie you've got a tip for us.

1:26.8

Two two obviously you can't like you said you can't throw it in a washing machine.

1:30.0

A lot of what we do during a run is we'll at the end of the performance we spray it with vodka and that's basically to kill the bacteria the alcohol kills the bacteria in the costume.

1:40.6

You use vodka? Yeah it's an it's an old trick actually that comes from Russia,

1:46.2

funnily enough. They used it in all their companies and it's been taken over

1:50.6

basically through theatres all over the world.

1:53.5

So all you do is you take a spray bottle to each two to how many squirts, like three or four?

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