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Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Please. Tell me why.

Ooh, baby. Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Take Me a podcast or Me, Nicole Beyer,

has been trying to figure out how I'm so single or how I was so single, even though you could come in a thimble and tell me it was medicine.

My guest today is a comedian, actress, and a writer that you know from college humor and dropout.

She is also a staff writer on Rick and Morty.

Oh, that is so, that's such an old credit.

Okay.

I was a staff writer at Rick and Morty.

No longer.

But now is a key player in Dimension 20s, and I've known her for years and years and years and years.

Here's how long we've known each other. This is the Nicole that I first met. One wig, blue contact lenses.

She's dead. She died.

I've truly never been read harder in my life.

One wig and blue contact lenses.

What an awful phase in my life.

I loved it. No one was like, hey, you look like an alien.

Yes.

You look like you belong in men and black.

Here's the thing with UCB at that time, and I don't know if it's changed because I'm not involved with that anymore.

Wait, let me tell everyone your name.

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