I Am Your Meat And Prostitute Expert AMA
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:59:15 My Prediction For 2025 05:07:18 California Karen Demands WildFire Answers 10:36:00 Stinky Penis Tinder Date 17:41:12 Old Drunk Beachgoer’s Insane Arrest 31:26:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:11:00 Porn Watching Police Man 37:34:19 Marrying Your Son’s Fiance – Not Cool Dude 41:19:09 Ms. Dookie’s Gret Big Haul 44:18:01 Voicemails: […]
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| 0:00.0 | Tonight, when the Earth is attacked by extraordinarily graceful aliens, |
| 0:05.0 | humanity's only chance at survival is to dance. |
| 0:09.0 | One small town theater choreographer must teach the entire world a toe-tapping routine that may just save the planet. |
| 0:16.0 | Pirouettes, jazz hands, and intergalactic ballet fights. |
| 0:19.0 | It's the world television debut of Chorus Line 2194. |
| 0:25.2 | Hey, freaks, it's Friday, January 10th, 2025 coming up on the program today. |
| 0:29.8 | I am your meat and prostitute expert. |
| 0:32.5 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:33.4 | Plus, Sagittarius Chowdy gives a stinky penis one more chance. |
| 0:37.6 | A porn-watching policeman rear ends an unsuspecting female. |
| 0:41.0 | And Miss Dookie is on the loose. |
| 0:43.1 | All this, what's your voicemails today? |
| 0:47.3 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in neighborly disputes. |
| 0:54.1 | The law for you to climb that wall and to cut these. presents great moments in neighborly disputes. |
| 0:58.7 | The law for you to climb that wall and to cut these plans. |
| 1:02.1 | I'm going to cut it down about to blow up the goddamn place. |
| 1:04.4 | Okay, now you're threatening to blow up the goddamn place. |
| 1:06.0 | I'm calling the cops, I am. |
| 1:08.1 | You goddamn bastard, son of my bitches. |
| 1:09.1 | You too, Diane. |
| 1:09.8 | Have a good day. I'm going to send us to the city and send us to too, Diane. Have a good day. |
| 1:13.9 | I'm going to send this to the city and send this to the police department. |
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