meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Ask Iliza Anything

I Call It My Homer Simpson

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Iliza talks jaw rubs, the Tooth Fairy, and weddings (obviously).

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Ask me.

0:03.0

Ask Eliza anything. It's time to ask.

0:07.0

Ask me on your questions.

0:09.0

Leave them in the Instagram,

0:11.0

comment section

0:13.4

leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook

0:17.0

we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it

0:21.8

I've got it I've got the answer the answers you ask me

0:26.5

out yeah you're getting me!

0:28.8

You're getting me! Help! Help! Help!

0:38.0

You're laughing, because I have this kineo tape on my face. This is Ratchet to insert this postscript,

0:40.0

but it's kinesiology, and I don't know why I thought it was like short like kineo tape anyways kinesiology tape but you won't be laughing when you see how

0:49.3

young I look I am a big fan of like natural facelift stuff like Gua sha, buochel massages, any sort of muscle manipulation. I just went for a Buekel facial massage it's called it was called a lift and glow but

1:09.0

Buekel is like when they go in your mouth and like rub all those muscles and your jaw and your face and I feel like I look 25 and then she was like do you want me to tape your muscles with this like kineo tape

1:25.1

And I was like okay sure like it can't hurt and so it's this tape you put on she's like after your muscles have been stretched

1:32.3

It's a tape that like I don't know it might be

1:36.4

bullshit but I was like why not it's falling off because I was eating an apple but

1:40.0

my skin can you do you see how glowy my skin is right now?

1:45.0

It is, I just, the placement of the tape is like very like bulldog,

1:51.9

like old man mustache like that's the part you worry about

1:56.1

jowly I call it my Homer Simpson like the area around your mouth that gets all the fine lines.

2:03.0

I'm just like not into doing anything permanent or needle base.

...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -386 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.