Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorne. This week, I can't get no legal action.

Aaron brings the case against his friend Marcus.

Aaron and Marcus are part of a Rolling Stones tribute band.

Aaron wants to add the Rolling Stones hit,

Start Me Up to their set list, but it's a non-starter for Marcus.

Marcus says the song is overplayed.

Who's right, who's wrong, only one can decide?

Please rise, as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom

and presents an obscure cultural reference. I missed my trash pickup at my home in

North Haven I just didn't get it out to the curb in time. But then I realized I could

bring my trash to More's, so I drove down there. And I see Mike in front of Toads, and he's unloading equipment from a truck, and I'm thinking,

why is Mike doing this what about

the roadies I walk over and I say hey Mike and he says hi Wayne need a strange look on

his face like he was hiding something and And then he said, Wayne,

I'm going to tell you something

I've only told my wife and my priest.

I've got Judge John Hodgman Roadcourt live coming to the club tonight.

And I said, sure, Mike, tell me another one.

But then I saw, he was serious.

Bail of Jesse Thorne, please swear them in.

Aaron, Marcus, please rise and raise your right hands.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth,

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