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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

I Don’t Want Food That Grows on Me (with Austin Gayle)

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Ahead of the NFL draft, Austin Gayle from Pro Football Focus joins Drew and Roth to explain exactly how teams evaluate players and why he'll never try Skyline Chili. Plus, Guy of the Week and questions from the Funbag! Visit Defector.com.

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0:00.0

We're back! We're back! This is distraction. I'm Drew. I'm a COVID-free Drew and that's

0:07.4

wrong. I'm raw. Congratulations on your negative test, man.

0:10.9

I am negative. My sons are negative. My wife is finally negative. And my daughter, my

0:19.2

daughter, when she had it, she never tested positive. So we were like, well, maybe she

0:22.8

has a cold. You know, it just happens to be a coincidence. And then she finally tested

0:27.1

positive. We were like, ah, you have it. And you always had it. And now I have no idea

0:32.2

if she's testing positive or not because she's been symptomatic for like, her first symptoms

0:36.9

were like 20 days ago and she's no longer symptomatic. So whatever. That's good.

0:41.7

My parents got it again recently and had my mom never tested positive but had all the

0:47.0

symptoms. And I was surprised. I saw them over the weekend in just how much she has invested

0:52.4

in the idea of having had a cold with really mysteriously COVID adjacent symptoms that

0:58.0

was definitely not COVID. Like she's like competitive with my dad who tested positive.

1:02.7

She's like, well, I never had it. But we didn't have the same symptoms at the same time.

1:06.9

And we both slept for 12 hours a day for five days. That was really more of a your dad

1:11.6

thing was actually getting it. It's a fantastic illness for testing your capacity for

1:15.9

willful denial. I have found it really, really. I have like weird pain in my hands and I'm

1:21.5

like, oh, well, I must have Carpal Tunnel syndrome now along with a cold. I couldn't be

1:26.5

anything else. Yeah. You got to alter your blogging technique. You know, Roth, you have begged

1:31.1

me all year long to do an NFL draft preview podcast. And you know what? I think it's time

1:36.8

I indulged you. It's the week of the draft. Can you do the. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

1:41.3

I love that. Yeah. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do. It was mentioned in the works

1:46.8

like earlier today, because I dropped that little chime in there that there's like half of

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