It's that time again, theorists.

Garten of Bamban 7 has arrived, and with it another round of ridiculous law.

What is Surringian's plan?

Who is this new Bamban?

And why is Raspowski giving the performance of a lifetime?

Out of all the people that the mayor could have sent he sends you a human?

What happened to this city?

But instead of driving myself even more insane trying to solve it, I figured I'd take a note out of

Syringian's book and try a more scientific approach. I'm going to Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory, the show that puts the jive in givanium.

Groovey baby.

I wish I had your excitement, Austin, because today is a day that I have been dreading

for a long time.

I've been dreading this theory more than Poppy, more than Bendy, even more than five nights at Freddie's.

But we just got ourselves a brand new installment, which means it's time for me to tackle the insanity that is.

Garden of freaking ban.

However, let's be honest with ourselves.

Each time a new installment is released for this thing,

all bets are off in the law department.

There are some small underlying narratives,

but despite the game giving us more notes, more secret rooms, and more characters that try to kill us, then help us, then try to kill us again, it's impossible to predict where this story is going.

Heck, I would be surprised if the euphoric brothers even know where it's going at this point.

So instead of trying to solve the law, like we typically would, I wanted to take a different approach.

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