"I Got a Horse Right Here"

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.8 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking to legendary horse racing handicapper Andy Beyer to get his thoughts on the Kentucky Derby, Jason La Canfora of CBS Sports calls in to talk about the first round of the NFL Draft, and actor / comedian Adam Ferrara phones in to talk about what it's been like to perform stand up comedy in the year of Covid, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : The Goings "Elevator" ; "Trying / Dying" To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Previously on the Tony Cornizer show.
0:06.0	You know, fortunes are won and lost in the course of these betting events.
0:11.0	I'm not sure you'd have heard of this.
0:13.0	I certainly hadn't heard of it.
0:14.0	So, wait, let me ask the obvious questions.
0:17.0	They smuggle in finches.
0:19.0	Do they get them to chirp artificially?
0:21.0	Are they injected with something?
0:23.0	Is there some reward?
0:25.0	How do they know what finches will sing and what finches won't sing?
0:28.0	What idiot bets on the number three finches and then gives you a reason?
0:32.0	How would you know?
0:37.0	The Tony Cornizer show is on now.
0:41.0	It's great that we had a betting open because it means that we can segue immediately into Andy Byer
0:46.0	and talk about the Kentucky Derby.
0:48.0	I will say that I got this lovely note the other day from our water colorist and anchor,
0:55.0	news anchor friend George Malay saying that he loved horses and knew a lot about horses
1:00.0	and showed me a photo of him on top of one of secretariat's offspring riding it.
1:08.0	And the one thing he said was, I'm good at this.
1:11.0	I'm happy to do it unless you get Andy Byer.
1:14.0	And I said, well, we've got Andy Byer and he said, and I yield.
1:18.0	I yield the Andy Byer.
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