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I'm yeah you're getting me I I I'll tell you help help help me I'll tell you what these Olympics are making Help!

I'll tell you what, these Olympics are making me feel bad about myself. I see that constant joke that people have about how there should be one regular person in the Olympics and I agree

because it's hard to know how good these people are when they're all doing incredible things.

See but then that joke makes me feel good about myself because I'm like I love that I'm an

original person who has original thoughts and I don't just repost other people's

ideas and pretend it was my own meme. Like that joke exemplifies how lazy

and what a commodification comedy is on the internet.

You're like, oh I thought, I bet I could do it better.

Oh look, I had 1500 views on this. I'm a comedy God. But for scale it is a good idea.

Just to show you. I did see a video where it was an Olympic, it said it was an Olympic swimmer versus like good swimmers and they gave them like a full pool length start and he still beat them.

Right, that's always so fascinating or that that swimmer who swam with the glass of chocolate

milk on her head. I was like, oh, this I understand. This I know is impressive.

Because there's milk.

I love chocolate.

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