I Just Think It's Funny

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Iliza is as strong as the Christmas spirit this week as she squeezes in last minute holiday advice for getting out of events that stress you out and putting up with terrible relatives.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ask me.
0:03.0	Ask Eliza anything.
0:05.0	It's time to ask.
0:07.0	Ask me all your questions.
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comment section.
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook.
0:17.0	We'll see them. We'll read them.
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers. You know it. I've got it.
0:23.4	I've got the answer. The answer. You ask me. I'll hear you anything. Help. Help. Help.
0:33.1	Merry Christmas. Right? Merry Christmas. Yeah.
0:38.3	It's right now.
0:39.9	Right now.
0:43.8	Of course I want you listening, but if you're listening to this on Christmas,
0:47.4	maybe you're not doing too well, maybe you're hiding in the pantry from your family,
0:51.8	maybe you're driving between relatives, or maybe you're one of the other religions.
0:55.3	Maybe you're on your way to eat Chinese food, even though a lot of Christians now do it, which is like, fine, but like, where am I supposed to go? You're being pushed
0:59.0	out of the only places that were for you. That's right. It's funny because they're like, Jews go
1:04.4	because nothing else is open. Like, there's plenty of stuff to do and everything's open 24 hours a day.
1:08.7	Amazon's always delivering.
1:13.4	But Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and happy Hanukkah.
1:17.1	Because it starts on the same day. So really, I should have started with that.
1:17.4	Yeah. Happy holidays. Hey, yeah. Hey, that's a big one. I want the, like, you know what's great about
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