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And it is February the 10th.

The year is 2025.

The location, Los Angeles.

What year is it?

The planet Earth.

The star, Solaris.

Soul, baby. That's right.

That's right. Don't get it wrong. Don't get it twisted, bitch-ass aliens.

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Yeah, so there's a few, there's a big there you know what i mean you know what i mean

there's a few stories here one is that over over the weekend it's like this shit never ends bro i swear

to god um yeah it was sunday I think, or Saturday.

I don't remember.

We got sued by our former housekeeper.

And then it was posted all over, like, in Snark and YouTube drama and all these psychotic freak places.

Now we're getting emails from like Daily Beast.

Are they,

isn't that a tabloid?

Daily Beast?

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