I THINK I MIGHT HAVE DIED????
Gayotic with MUNA
Headgum
5 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2024
⏱️ 55 minutes
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This week, the band asks themselves Big Hypothetical Life Questions about Sparta, the Salem Witch Trials, and whether or not they should seriously explore tap dancing. The answers may surprise you.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head a reverse. I just slipped, it's alphabetical, so I just slipped to a page let's do a few this is kind of a |
| 0:26.1 | reverse JD Vance proposition okay I think it's really funny I don't think you can be the |
| 0:31.1 | vice president if you have a your name's a nickname |
| 0:33.8 | JD what does that stand for junior dad |
| 0:37.5 | John David or something James |
| 0:41.1 | James d. Dork. |
| 0:44.0 | James Dork. |
| 0:45.0 | We got his punk ass. |
| 0:47.0 | Uh huh. |
| 0:48.0 | Um, yeah, I don't, I think you should be disqualified if your name is a nickname or an abbreviation. |
| 0:52.8 | We can't be like J.D. Dylan Number 1 and Dylan, |
| 0:57.1 | Dylan M and Dylan B. |
| 1:00.1 | Like we're in elementary school. |
| 1:01.0 | Anyway, so this has to do with that. In ancient Sparta, men who were unmarried at the age of 30 forfeited the right to vote. |
| 1:08.0 | This contrasts strongly with 19th century America, where James Buchanan, despite being a bachelor, was actually elected president in 1857. |
| 1:18.0 | I'm sure he didn't do anything bad. |
| 1:20.0 | So basically if you couldn't land a check? |
| 1:22.0 | While he was in office, Harriet Lane, his niece, served as the first lady. |
| 1:27.0 | Oh my God. |
| 1:28.0 | Yucky. |
| 1:29.0 | I don't think that's weird. |
| 1:30.0 | They were banging, but I think she was doing that job. |
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