I Was Hoping You'd Say Funeral

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hateful wedding gifts and a lack of handwashing invoke ire from Iliza.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ask me.
0:03.0	Ask Eliza anything. It's time to ask.
0:07.0	Ask me on your questions.
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram,
0:11.0	comment section
0:13.4	leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook
0:17.0	we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it
0:21.8	I've got it I've got the answer the answer you ask me
0:26.5	out yeah you're getting me!
0:28.8	Oh no help help help me! Here we are Help!
0:34.0	Here we are. Here we are. You're in your car.
0:36.0	You're taking some me time.
0:38.0	Maybe you're doing the laundry.
0:39.0	Maybe you're studying for your fifth degree.
0:42.0	But do we have any updates today?
0:45.0	Are you okay?
0:47.0	Yes because.
0:48.0	I never remember to ask you and how are you like I don't I feel like we've talked
0:56.4	about this before that they always ask how you are at Taco Bell and I'm always like you
0:59.5	don't want to know am I'm an answer I'm gonna ask you you don't want to answer
1:02.3	you want me to order and move along I'm an answer I'm going to ask you you don't want to answer you want me to order and move
1:03.6	along I'm extending this process but I will tell you that modicum of customer service
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