Welcome to VanTastic with Dana Carvey not saying I'm VanTastic, it's just the word I use a lot in a passive aggressive way.

If there is a man on a cell phone wandering into an intersection, I'll let's just say La Sienaagan Santa Monica.

And cars are honking and barely missing him. I can either say look at that fucking prick, or I can say fantastic.

So that's how I use it. All my characters are passive aggressive. Maybe you've noticed that I'm afraid to say things.

So Chris Rios is on a job out of town cutting hair and styling because she wanted to make money.

And so this week we have in studio, Francis Cronin, born and raised in Dublin, Ireland is a cousin of the Carvey family and Paula, my wife.

So nephew, whatever, he's related blood, blood, lots of blood. That's all I'm saying. And we're going to be talking with him in a minute.

I got that out of the way, but I thought I got the COVID shot two days ago. And one of my sons said he gave me a 50-50 chance of coming out of there alive.

That's how much stuff is online. And I did develop a cramp in my calf, but I think it was coincidental from hiking and massaging it too hard, even though it's never happened to me before.

I'm not going to say it's a blood clot, which is not a no one's ever been happy hearing that word. It's a blood clot, which is my word for 2020 and parts of 2021.

The virus is mutating.

So I'm going to do a couple things so people aren't so thrown because then we're going to talk about space, time, continuum, how what it is in Ireland and humanism stuff.

So it'll be a slightly different flavor. So I don't want people like shut up brain. They're going to do it different. Shut up those guys to be upset.

I'm going to do something not that original, but I thought because I used Paul McCartney's optimism and his voice from the Beatles, Yaddo Summarine's not really Paul as a very cheerful character.

So here is Paul McCartney explaining the COVID vaccines for people who are afraid of them. Pfizer, Moderna.

Well, here's, you know, everyone's going to get a jabber. You know, you sit in the chair and they swipe and then they jab you know, and people go, oh, no, no, no, no, what's this? What's she putting in the house at work? All right.

Well, they everything called M little M big or big and big M R N A. It's all it's all a gobly goodly do. You know, it's a magic thing. So what it does, they give you a jabber.

And it goes into your body and it starts instructing yourselves. It's a high cell. How you doing? I'd like you to get a little spiky for me.

The cell goes, what's all that? It's just dude. Well, don't you? So the cell develops a thing called a spiky protein and it looked like a coronavirus. This is where the plot gets sticky thicker.

Then the cell says no more instructions after they make the spiky no more and it gets rid of the R N A. It says go out. No more you. I got the picture. All right.

Then the cell says, okay, I get it. I'm going to display my spikies. They kind of jut out the little cell hips or whatever. I got to look at my spiky. Here's where the immune system comes in says, hold on, hold on.

I haven't seen you before. You know, belong here. I don't like your spikies. We're going to make antibodies like little tiny soldiers.

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