If That's Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right

I've Had It

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan

Talk Radio, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Billy Eichner wages war against the moon. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Quince: Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to https://Quince.com/hadit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, visit https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/HADIT. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary. ZocDoc: Stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/IVEHADIT to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Billy Eichner @billyeichner

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0:00.0	So are we supposed to start the podcast?
0:06.5	Ready, one, two, three.
0:09.5	Welcome, America.
0:11.9	Cacaa!
0:14.4	What is it, the blue, the blue wing talk?
0:19.4	Blue wing talk.
0:24.9	Blue wing talk. Yes, the blue wing talk. Pumps, what have you had it with?
0:34.5	What I've had it with is high expectations. I've decided, you know, the saying the cliche is comparison is the thief of joy. I think high expectations are the thief of joy.
0:42.0	And I look back at my life, anybody I had really high expectations for disappointed 10 out of 10.
0:49.8	So my new, I'm going to start my New Year's resolution right now before the new year.
0:55.2	And it's going to be expect the worst from all people in every situation always.
1:01.7	So I can't be disappointed.
1:03.8	So I'm done with high expectations.
1:08.6	It will soften my disappointment in the human race.
1:12.8	And I really think I'm going to be good at it because I borderline and super cynical.
1:18.9	That's just the next step I need to take it over to a complete cynical bitch.
1:23.5	So I'm close.
1:25.2	So this is a goal I think I can absolutely handle. You know what mystifies me so much about this?
1:31.8	What? Is that you just now figured this out. Jennifer, I'm slow to the party in a lot of things. You would have thought after my marriage.
1:38.7	That's what I'm thinking. High expectations would have been a thing in the past. Yeah. That it wouldn't even be something that I even considered ever.
1:46.3	Yeah.
1:47.4	But during COVID, I watched Hallmark movies because I wanted a happy ending.
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