Apologies for the aggressive title, but I'm in no mood to mess around.

Snubby titles were always Ralph's thing.

I hold the camera, my brain works in angles and shots, not words and phrases.

I'm only telling my story for two reasons.

One, it might make you stay away from the Vegas storm tunnels, and two, if you ignore

reason one, and you find my camera.

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I always made a point of keeping, talked into the camera case.

I can't express this enough.

I NEVER want to see what we've filmed down there.

The thought that there's even a slight chance some naive, while meaning urban explorer could

find my camera and deliver evidence to me that what I've been drinking to forget did

actually happen.

Well, let's just say, it pushes my sobriety further away than it's ever felt.

Hopefully, after reading this, none of you will want to go knocking around down there

anymore.

That's kind of the goal.

As my A-sponsor pointed out to me, nobody can find what nobody's looking for.

If you've ever heard of the Stormdrain Network under Las Vegas or the homeless community

that is set up a city down there, stop reading now.

I've already told you too much, you don't need to know anymore.

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