If You’re Hot, I’m Closing My Eyes | Episode 73

Disrespectfully

Envy Media

Society & Culture

4.4 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Hello to our lovely coven, happy Wednesday, and Happy New Year! We missed you, and we’re so happy to be back and gracing you with discussions about our New Year’s Goals (because resolutions are sooo lame), how we ACTUALLY feel about wearing makeup at the airport (pro tip, don’t do this at Burbank Airport), and our hear me out take for Count Orlok (we know he’s slangin that thang). Need something cute and cozy for the new year? Well, we just dropped some cute winter Disrespectfully swag, get yourself or whoever’s on your daddy list a beanie, hoodie, or daddy hat from our store! Please support our show and show off your love for Disrespectfully by repping our official gear :) K Love ya bye!

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0:00.0	Hi. Hello. Hi. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. It feels really good to be back. It feels so good. We're so back. We're so back. Do you like when people say that? I don't have any feelings about it. Do you feel something about it? No, not really, but I see it all the time and I'm just like, sometimes it makes me laugh. Not to quote the office every single episode, but when Michael Scott thinks he's going to get the job in New York and he doesn't, he comes back and he's like, I'm Bach.
0:27.1	It's because I am Bach. Anyway.
0:30.7	Welcome to Disrespectfully with Katie Maloney and Dana Kathen.
0:35.4	Unapologetically, we're here to do what we want to do.
0:38.2	Spilling the tea.
0:40.2	Babe, you're going to see the power of women, like disrespectfully.
0:43.7	I don't want to start the New Year talking shit or coming for anyone's throat.
0:47.9	But I have a grievance for Stasi Schroeder.
0:49.8	Why?
0:50.6	Because I went to the airport with makeup on.
1:12.4	Okay? Let's talk about this. I was like, wait, what? If Stasi hears this, love you girl, but let me tell you. I almost texted her and I forgot. I wore makeup. I don't like to wear makeup at the airport because I don't, it just, I feel gross. I just want a clean face. I did wear not a cute outfit. I mean, well, my coat was really cunt. It's that wool blend coat because I was going to Seattle. Leggings. I will not ever not wear leggings on a plane and docks.
1:17.7	My hair was three-day-old hair, but I brushed it and was looking like fat. You know, and that happens
1:21.4	sometimes randomly. And it was a light coat of foundation. Very light, but some powder, mascara, and a little brow, okay?
1:32.6	Berksby's, I went and got a coffee. I'm so cocky at the Burbank here. I am strutting around like I am on the Versace runway, spring 97, okay? I am acting like that girl. I don't get proposed to.
1:40.8	No one even talks to me. One lady scoffed at me because I sat too
1:44.4	closer and she didn't like it. I literally went
1:45.8	and she got up so loudly
1:48.1	with her body language and walked away and I was like
1:50.2	okay relax. Well did you say the
1:52.0	Burbank Airport? Okay I did. Who are you going to run into the Burbank airport? I don't know
1:55.7	but she said it could be any airport so I was just like
1:58.2	okay Stasi no one fell in love with me so i'm never doing it again
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