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What's going on? If you're on the East Coast, you are thrilled because the sun is out.

And it's 85 degrees in certain parts of New York right now. And I'm just living, laughing, loving, embracing it.

Embracing the vitamin D, penetrating my pale ass skin.

My legs right now are utterly translucent.

If I took my pants off in public, you know, like consensually, like in a, I'm wearing a short skirt or I'm just

wearing shorts kind of way, not like that guy, Connie, where he just was running around naked

on the streets of Los Angeles. That's not me. But my legs are so white right now that,

honestly, keeping them hairy makes them look a little darker. I'm not going to do that

because we're trying to keep things snatched. Snatched for the wedding after this dumb wedding.

I'm really going to just rebel against everything that I'm unfortunately having to do for the next

six months to say snatched and glowing. And I'm just going to regress and gain 40 pounds and eat all of the

chick-fil-a that I want. Yes, I know. Chick-fil-A, not exactly PC, not exactly the best look,

but I love Chick-fil-A. And if you're a real loser who's chronically online like myself,

you follow Campbell Puckett, who is this influencer girlie,

who's married to this guy named Jet,

and their whole thing is, you know, being unapologetically in love.

And they're just like a really good-looking white couple

who are really wealthy and do fancy things like go to, you know,

bougie dinners and fancy vacations. Very white lotus-esque. They became known on the internet because

he would call her Pookie and people thought that was funny. He'd be like, Pookie, you're looking fire.

And he's a southern twang. Anyways, there is this salad that Pookie makes and eats from Chick-fil-A called the quote-unquote

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