Intergalactic Satanists | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 9

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This episode Chrissy Chaos is back in the Whiskey Ginger studio to bring the CHAOS! The Homelesspimp is coming next week things will get WILD! Vin hates the new expensive air b n b Chris got for the rest of their time in LA. Vin compares it to the Christmas tree Chris cut down for her this past year. Don and Andrew talk about how Donny spread covid to the king ginger. The pyramids are insane! HOW DID THEY HAPPEN?! ALIENS CUZ? Were dinosaurs smart like humans? Were dinosaurs racist? Vin pops on for a quick KISS, Q public schools, the digital world is a mess babe, Chris has taken the bus in the last 3 months, shout out Lil Nas X and satan! Lil Nas taught up that satan is white, the cameras got unplugged for a few mins and no one noticed! Chrissy card limits, it's all about that salt CUZ, 48 laws of power break! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody?
0:01.0	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy K.
0:02.7	I was still here at the whiskey ginger studio
0:04.8	with the green screen in the back,
0:06.0	but homeless pimps is coming next week.
0:07.8	He's actually gonna fly out to LA on Easter Sunday
0:10.9	because he's a sacrilegious satanist
0:13.2	and he's gonna come out here
0:14.8	and we're gonna get a rolling from my new Airbnb.
0:17.6	We just got a new Airbnb somewhere in Los Angeles
0:21.6	and we just drove past it and Vinny doesn't love it.
0:25.2	So let's be honest, I'm gonna be honest with you guys
0:27.5	right now at onto camera.
0:29.4	Okay, old Chrissy over here, Chrissy K.
0:31.4	I just had to pay, I mean, real cash.
0:34.1	I'm talking about real cash.
0:36.2	Like, I'm gonna probably be coming to a city near you
0:39.0	that I didn't wanna come to because I gotta pay
0:40.9	for this fucking Airbnb that Vinny doesn't like now
0:45.3	and Airbnb has taken my money.
0:47.7	So we could have another Tim Dillon situation.
0:50.1	I don't know what's gonna happen, but Vin, just be honest.
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