Hello and welcome to the price of football, the show that looks at the money behind a beautiful game with me, Kevin Day and Luke University's Keirn McGuire.

Kieran, this platform we're recording on playing games with us now

because it's so excited that my script can stay up on the screen

and this is one where I don't really need a script.

Thank you, Pod, Kean.

It's the Illuminati, Kevin. It's the Illuminati they're after us.

That's what it is.

Absolutely.

My friend Mark Thomas, political comedian of this parish, who I've done a lot of stuff in the past, who I probably shouldn't love as much as I do.

But I can remember his disappointment where several years ago we met somebody at a party

who seemed to be a genuine.

He showed us his credentials.

He told us he worked for MI5, although people who say he worked for MI5 quite often don't.

But it's like when you're in a pub in Hereford and every single person in that though people who say they work for MRI-5 quite often don't.

But it's like when you're in a pub in Hereford and every single person in that pub was in the SAS apparently.

But Mark was very disappointed to learn from this high-ranking person

that there was a list of seditious people that they kept,

that he wasn't on it. He was really upset to discover

that he wasn't on it and to discover that if the Illuminati does exist, they'd probably not

that fuss about Mark doing a gig in Gillingham, basically. But I'll tell you what, if the

Illuminati does exist, Kieran, this chap we've just interviewed would probably know about it

because we spoke to Simon Locke,

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