Ooh you're listening to mess.

Hi, I'm Marie.

And I'm Sydney.

If our voices sound familiar,

is because you probably know us from our last podcast,

The unofficial expert, where we talked about things like this.

I've never been arrested before, and I was like, wait, I'm getting arrested, and he's like,

oh yeah, you're definitely getting arrested.

And he's like, you have to put your hands

behind your back and then another guy came he had a shotgun I was like they're gonna shoot me

in JFK for a police but time I was this you should have grabbed the baton and no right in the throat and other

iconic things like this I turn around and he's he's like have you heard of

paupers and I was like I said a straight one dude in Amsterdam is not about to teach me about no damn poppers.

I said, yeah, I know about poppers.

Oh my God.

And he was like, do you want some? And he was like, yes I do!

Join us for the newest chapter of our raggedy lives, mess.

A weekly podcast where we talk about all things messy in life, love, pop culture, America, and the world.

Our goal is to try to make life suck a little bit less.

Well, at least until next week's episode, don't forget to send us your messages to read live every week

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