Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

YERRR Schulzy breaks down behind the scenes of what it was like to work with Matt Damon on his upcoming stand up special. We get analytical about DOGE. Akaash hopes Luka beats the brakes off of the Mavs. Steve Smith Sr. is allegedly caught being crazy in the texts. And we figure out how tall Alexx really is on this week's episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE 00:00 Life Announcement with Matt Damon 3:26 Next Tuesday + Dov took it seriously 5:28 Thank you Matt Damon & Neal Brennan 8:56 American Sniper baby + Perfect Pinkies 12:36 Steve Smith rearranging IUDs outchea 15:32 Is it ok to cheat if she’s uglier? 17:50 Mark’s dirty talk + S3xy songs 20:32 Bangladeshi Train Riders 21:53 Matt Damon is unreal + filming this properly 25:28 Matt’s montage, armpits and feet + hawk tuahing 33:52 Charla’s Brazilian wax, Mark is nastyyy + Deportations 43:16 Spirit is the safest airline 46:51 DOGE + What to cut? 55:10 Luka’s gonna score 60 58:33 Will change actually come? 1:04:26 Social Media being weaponised 1:08:10 Dan Bilzerian’s pivot 1:09:57 White Supremacy is so DEI 1:15:19 Bannon’s “Roman” Salute + Call Bibi 94y 1:21:55 Elon Musk’s annoying + Buyers’ remorse yet? 1:27:53 Checking the gov is being American 1:31:00 Vivek would have done it differently 1:32:10 Hiring Elon, Fake newsed + Corporate Greed 1:43:02 Not caring for replaceable employees 1:44:28 Skilful CEOs, Robber Barons & Philanthropy 1:53:30 Hypnosis for dummies 1:55:01 Patreon Clip - Measuring everyone’s heights Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Fuck.
0:04.2	Sholtsy.
0:14.5	Sholtsy, Shultz, Shultz, Shultz, Shultz.
0:17.9	Matthew.
0:18.5	Hey, cute baby.
0:20.2	I didn't get the Amber Alert.
0:22.6	Hey, Matt.
0:23.3	How are you?
0:24.5	Hey, Matt.
0:25.3	How are you?
0:26.2	It's always good to see you.
0:27.5	Good to see you, too, man.
0:28.4	Yeah.
0:28.7	What are you too up to you today?
0:29.9	Oh, Jesus.
0:30.8	We are celebrating.
0:32.6	My new special's coming out.
0:34.1	Oh, nice.
0:34.9	Yeah. What do you stand up there and grow a mustache?
0:41.6	Actually, if you want to know, it's about my wife and I trying to make a baby. It's like,
0:49.4	like red tube? Like what? It's red tube, man. Fucking red tube, you know. No, not that red tube. What are you talking about? Weirdo? Oh. We had a lot of trouble getting pregnant. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
0:55.0	Thank you.
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