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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Tour Tickets: https://badfriendspod.com Get MORE Bad Friends at our Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/badfriends Thank you to our Sponsors: Vroom, Sheath & DoorDash • You can buy a car from Vroom entirely online. So, next time you need to buy a car, just grab your phone, go to https://Vroom.com, and check out thousands of cars. • Go to http://sheathunderwear.com and get the most comfortable underwear you’ll ever wear. Use the promo code BADFRIENDS for 20% off • Get 50% off up to $20 at https://www.doordash.com code: BFMART YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com 0:00 Last Tour Dates 1:34 Bobby's Technique To Not Give Candy on Halloween 3:45 No More Thoughts 12:45 Pumpkin Spice Girls 19:57 Carlos' Dating Moves 29:38 Britney Spears Got Knives 33:13 The Only Person Who Bobby Really Trusts 43:10 Smokey Jazz & Bobby's Capoeira Moves 55:51 Fancy Steps Out of Line Again 1:03:41 Johnny Deep's Pirate Teeth More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Juicy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/?hl=en More Fancy SOS VHS: https://www.youtube.com/@SOSVHS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fancyb.1 More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: 7EQUIS https://www.7equis.net/ Podcast Producer: Andrés Rosende This episode contains paid promotion. #bobbylee #andrewsantino #badfriends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, bad friends live and we're at the tail end of our
0:03.6	tour guide and we're dude. We've got a special show. Yeah, if you don't go, dude, you're dumb, dude. You're dumb dumb.
0:10.8	They're coming up and Washington DC Denver, then Denver Denver, Denver, Colorado. You gotta get tickets now. That's right.
0:17.4	Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Yep. Chicago, Illinois, my hometown. Minneapolis, Minnesota.
0:22.8	Where you're from? Minnesota happened to me there. And then the very last date is Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah, go check it out.
0:28.6	So let me tell you something. DC, you're up next. Then Denver, get ready. Get ready. We're strong down the line. Get in the Midwest.
0:36.9	We love you guys. Go to badfriendspod.com for those tickets. Badfriendspod.com.
0:41.3	You can hit my face from there, right? I'll promote you, right? If I can spit it, they can hit your face. You'll promote tomorrow.
0:47.2	Yeah, I'm gonna upload my backup doing this. Ready? Yeah, please guys.
0:51.8	Oh,
0:57.1	shoulder dead.
0:59.4	Try it. What? I think it would just hit my head. I'm not promoting tomorrow. I'm not promoting.
1:06.0	I'm not promoting anything. There we go. There we go. There we go. There's the hostility.
1:11.0	Dude, you don't know how to take a fucking loss, dude.
1:14.8	Yeah, I'm the LK and yeah
1:33.8	Well, here's the here's the deal about Halloween. Yeah, we're not gonna be here this year and last year
1:38.0	Where were you I'm gonna be gonna be where are we gonna be I won't be here
1:41.7	We're gonna be will you be here kiddo you'll be here bud. Oh, don't be here. Well, wherever you're gonna be
1:46.6	There's something to be Halloween. Yeah, but I won't we have to hand out candy this year. I've never handed on candy
1:51.0	I you I just turn all the lights off. Well kids don't go to it. Who's going to the hills to get fucking candy?
1:55.5	That's great. I still turn off the lights for who your name was I do for Jehovah witness and Halloween
2:02.0	You don't want to talk to some J wits? No, it's really yeah, I'm always like in the dark like this
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